Bigfoot Life, the cryptid simulator nobody knew they needed

Ever caught yourself thinking, “You know what? Being a cryptid sounds pretty chill”? Well, Bigfoot Life just dropped on Steam, and it’s here to make those oddly specific dreams come true. No judgment—we’ve all been there.

The simulation game genre has gotten wild lately. We’ve gone from managing theme parks to running cozy farms, and now? Now we’re stomping through forests as a legendary hairy beast. Because why not, right?

What’s it like being Bigfoot, anyway?

Bigfoot Life isn’t just about wandering aimlessly through the woods (though you can totally do that if you want). The game puts you in the oversized feet of an actual sasquatch, complete with all the responsibilities that come with being the forest’s most elusive resident.

Your daily routine includes strolling through your woodland territory, hanging out with the local wildlife, and making sure you stay just blurry enough in tourist photos. Okay, maybe not that last part—but you do have some genuine duties to handle.

The game strikes an interesting balance. It’s not a hardcore survival experience or an action-packed adventure. Instead, you’re tasked with maintaining the natural harmony of your domain. Think of yourself as the forest’s unofficial guardian, just hairier and more camera-shy than your average park ranger.

More than just a walk in the woods

There’s actually plenty to keep you busy in your cryptid life. You’ll be helping out the creatures that share your territory, chasing off hunters who get a little too curious, and gathering resources to build and upgrade your shelter. Because even Bigfoot needs a decent place to crash after a long day of avoiding civilization.

The social aspect is pretty neat too—you can interact with other sasquatches in the area. Apparently, even legendary forest creatures need some company now and then.

Bigfoot Life launched on Steam just a few days ago, and the developers seem committed to expanding the experience with new mechanics and content updates down the line. So if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be the star of blurry footage and campfire stories, this might be your chance to find out.